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I'm taking the opportunity to reset and update a lot of things around the back-end of the website, so it may disappear, reappear, act funny, look funny, or something else along those lines at any point in the next couple of days. This is a near-infinitely expandable project that may go all the way to changing content systems, layouts, directions, whatever, depending on my ambition. As always, the goal is to have something that I actually feel like doing something with, rather than a stagnating old page. As always, we'll see. Onward for more...
Life goal accomplished
I just for the first time ever single-handedly completed a cryptic crossword - the Sydney Morning Herald puzzle for Wednesday August 20th. Time spent: just under an hour (57:25). You can tell the packing is going splendidly.

The Times and the Guardian, here I come. Onward for more...
Home
Having arrived safely if a little delayed (see picture below for the queue of planes waiting to take off), the tube strike had been magically delayed (and by magically I mean by means of last-minute negotiations) and so I was able to get home with relative ease and in relative comfort.

I now have about 700 photos to sort (mostly of cars crashing into each other), about 100 more books to pack, and then everything else to sort out before it all has to be done, and then it's time for the next round, in a new level.

Picture time:


At this point we were near the front, but as tends to happen with queues, we had started at the back. After pulling away from the gate we had an interval of taxiing and standing, with the pilot periodically announcing that we were 15-20 minutes from taking off; and then we got the announcement that we had reached the point where the front of the line was visible, and we were about 19th, so it would be, oh, 15-20 minutes. Onward for more...
Dreams and nightmares
Last night I had two dreams, both set in the same strange night-time London/Montclair hybrid: in the first I was a detective, attempting to solve the murders of pairs of Police Community Support Officers while it drizzled with rain and new bodies turned up in cordoned-off roadworks; in the second I wandered around a museum (very like the Tate Modern) with Roy Harper, who once stopped to perform a song in one of the rooms.

In other news, the Tube staff have announced more strikes, including one that will presumably shut down the Piccadilly line on the day I will be flying into Heathrow. So that I remember the alternate route, it appears that I will need to take the Heathrow Express to Paddington, the Circle line to King's Cross, the Victoria line to Finsbury Park, and then the bus home. How exciting.

More to come. Onward for more...
This post is not like all other posts
Because it is very short. It is in fact a test post, but don't tell
anyone I said that. Onward for more...
A silly book
Today I (oh the shame! oh the horror!) succumbed to a truly remarkable amount of hype and bought a copy of The Gone-Away World.

It has prominent front-table displays at every bookshop I've been in, an Underground ad campaign (with the slogan "love, pirates, mimes, greed, and...ninjas?"*), apparently involved an enormous advance for an unknown author (£300,000 or so), and had a lot of money poured into the book production: the jacket, rather curiously, has a trompe l'oeil depiction of a book facing the other way (i.e. with page ends shown on the spine) and is both glossified and embossed. The flaps are generous, and show snippets of Bosch embellished with chaotic red overprinting, a design that matches the decorated boards and the glossy endpapers. They even went to all the trouble of fitting fake headbands on the spine ends, although the book is of course cased and not sewn. My own copy is signed, although I suspect that this has been done by the same method used for the newest Bond novel (which Faulks allegedly refused to sign in person and so at least one in-store signing instead featured a Bond girl), that is, a group of copies had the title page excised, signed in bulk by the author, then tipped back in.

All this made me curious - I figured someone must have really liked the book. Once I'd brought it home and thought to google it, however, the truth was immediately apparent. "Nick Harkaway" is a pseudonym for Nicholas Cornwell, see? No? Well, Nicholas Cornwell is the son of David Cornwell, see? No? Well, David Cornwell is better known by his own pseudonym, John le Carré, see? Ah, yes.

Now, Cornwell père adopted his pseudonym because, as an actual member of MI6, it wouldn't do for him to be publishing spy "novels" under his own name, especially after he was outed by a double agent. Cornwell fils, having previously been nothing more state-secretive than a script-writer, has presumably adopted his pseudonym in order to avoid (accusations of) trading on the name of his famous father...even though no one knows the name with which his famous father gifted him. (The dedication reads "For my parents. You know who you are", which would be coyish except everyone else knows who they are too, once the publicity machine has geared up.) Furthermore, one can only wonder if his book, which is clearly expected to become a top bestseller given the sheer expense put into it by the publisher, would have attracted such expense if he had begun by submitting the manuscript under his assumed name so that his authorial inheritance was actually concealed, instead of being a completely open secret. What gives?

As I've gone and bought a copy of the damn thing, we shall see.

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*I didn't write down the actual ad slogan, so that's come from other marketing materials. It does make me wonder why ninjas are implied to be so unexpected. Surely once pirates are there ninjas are simply an occupational hazard? Really it's the mimes that nobody expects, mimes having run the Spanish Inquisition. Or something. Certainly they are evil On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness. Onward for more...
The goodness that's in Milky Bar
Is it a sign of the politicization of public discourse that there is an "incumbent" Milky Bar Kid?

In other candy news, Starburst Twisted (no relation to Cadbury Twisted) are now available, and are also very, very good. At least, the Strawberry & Lime and the Cherry & Lemon can go into the Starburst flavour hall of fame with the original Strawberry and the Baja Dragonfruit from the Baja mix. Blueberry & Banana is even surprisingly edible for a candy with banana-flavour in it. Onward for more...
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